Sunday, November 23, 2008
Mei mei is blossoming every day
While posting this entry..mei mei is tugging my shorts...
Job Vacancy
POSITION :
Mum, Mummy, Mama, MaDad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that university will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
hahaha the pointers all sound so appropriate ley..the endless hours and commitment tat parents have to give even more so especially if you are a full time mum or dad...
Friday, November 14, 2008
Mummy's at home - Tiffany's Graduation and Melody's Checkup
Today, we had a good morning and as usual for the past few days, Tiffany and friends went to the playground hand in hand...We took lunch outside (thanks to nai nai's 4D luck and treat)...
After lunch, Melody had to go for her vacination...'pn..cocal' vaccine.. and her vital stats were:-
Weight - 7.4kgs
Height - 67.5cm
H.C - 44cm
Remarks - Small Sized
And the whole family had ice cream somewhere at east coast road...Tiffany was napping in car and when she saw the 2 cups of ice cream, her eyes lit up like a christmas tree and almost finished a single scoop of chocolate ice cream! How i wish she could eat rice just like the way she finished off ice cream and sweets... aiyo...
Today marked the end of mummy being a temp SAHM...feeling a bit sad as couldnt see the girls every moment i wished to when i go back to work...Had managed to take quite a bit of photos for the past few days with mummy's new camera..had felt a lot satisfaction knowing that my babies loved me a lot for the fact that mummy's arms are aching from all the carrying..that they always turned to me (or fight) for attention...even daddy couldnt handle the 2 angels =) there were instances that when melody cried for carry, she really meant business and had to be carried by mummy only and when Tiffany refused to eat dinner, only mummy can settle her...what a wonderful feeling...
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Heh...today we had a photo shoot appointment in the afternoon...again..yes but mummy meant for Melody to take the shoot mah..herez a sample of one...
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Morning rush...
After Tiffany's class, 4 friends ran hand in hand again to the playground (auto) as it occurred for the past few days! Mummy enjoyed the sight of the children enjoying their self so much, enjoyed listening to their innocent talks, hearing their laughter, especially my darling girl's. The children just ran round and round and slided and slided..monkey barred with help and laugh and screamed so loud till our maid said she can hear their laughter at home erh on the 14th floor..
Had wanted to bring the girls to Compass Point for a walk but...the afternoon was so sunny that our legs (or rather mummy's legs heehee) were so lethargic...that we turned on the air con and napped through the afternoon...so xin fu... heehee
Mummy had a bowling competition at CSC and had to leave home by 5.45pm. We all managed to get the girls dressed and ready to leave in 30mins...tat was an achievement in itself keke...Btw, 3 cheers to mummy who managed to hit 136 points on 3rd game after 2 years of non-practise =)
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
mummy's at home - Itz baking time!
Monday, November 10, 2008
i dont want i dont want
when melody refused to do something she sure knows how to shake her head and throw tantrums....keke